It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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