Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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