if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
