This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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