Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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