Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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