i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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