Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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