Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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