Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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