Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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