If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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