I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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