I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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