Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
