I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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