Nice meating you last night
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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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