are you so shy because you have an std?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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