season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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