so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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