the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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