wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
