So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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