Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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