He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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