i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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