That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
it's like iHOP with fire
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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