Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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