her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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