If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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