I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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