nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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