I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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