:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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