Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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