i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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