Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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