You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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