So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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