how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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