He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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