oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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