He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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