lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
God gave him joint rollers for hands
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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