He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
