Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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