I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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