I didn't shave. On purpose
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
