But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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