I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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