Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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