I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
No subtext here. People are naked.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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