WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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