Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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