we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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