Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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