I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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