well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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